grayscalearchitect:

kitteridgehawkpelt:

potterdursley:

potterdursley:

Alternate Universes are pure gold

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GET OUT

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

youreyestheyglow:

ad0lf-hipster:

advantages of being a boy:

  • your boobs don’t get in the way
  • no period
  • your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
  • no childbirth
  • penises are fun
  • shirts always fit over your chest 
  • you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
  • you store less fat

advantages of being a girl:

  • can use your bra as an extra pocket
  • which you need because the pockets on your pants are fake

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

killedmycatatemytailor:

oopstheregoesmysoul:

ohsandor:

Welcome back, Jaime (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

you can see him realizing that almost his entire family is comprised of douchebags

Jaime’s character growth gives me life.

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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howlsmoving-asshole:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.

this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!

guess what America should do

thedaisiestdaisy:

dduane:

theartofanimation:

Brian Kesinger

Who IS this woman? She needs a novel written about her and her friend.

…Look at the Mistake on the Rug. Oh God.

HEY @CLANDESTINERAPTOR HEY

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

(Fonte: iraffiruse)

aelita15:

movies that had me crying as a child like a little shit:
- “La gabbianella e il gatto” (1998)

I saw that movie like 2472736 times.

(Fonte: schwarzweis)

Make Me Choose: Bobby vs. John (asked by anonymous)

(Fonte: megmasteirs)

parrotsbeak:

do you ever feel like you need to listen to a certain song otherwise you’ll explode

weavemunchers:

my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

ruinedchildhood:

I can’t believe im just now getting that this was a dick joke…. 

(Fonte: ruinedchildhood)

nakedrussia:

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you