why am I the only one who does terrible fandom meme references
Twilight in two seconds
This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog.
I have been waiting for this gif
shout out to everyone who lives in a country where nobody gives a shit about halloween
I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go
"…..Well…. toothless and I got her out of a tree…."
"Who put her there?"
"Uhhhh….. haha…well… crazy thing is… I’m… actually… the one…. who… put her there…."
-How a talking Fishbone managed to get the girl of his dreams.
"There were great, grim, sky dragons that nested on the cliff tops like gigantic scary birds. Little, brown, scuttly dragons that hunted down the mice and rats in well-organized packs. Preposterously huge Sea Dragons that were twenty times as big as the Big Blue Whale and who killed for the fun of it
You will have to take my word for it, for the dragons are disappearing so fast they may soon become extinct.”
- Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III
some 13 year olds are dumb as hell but some 16 year olds are dumb as hell too so its not an age thing some people are just fucking dumb as hell
so i was looking up news about Pirates 5 and
Johnny Depp is the only cast member listed
johnny depp is every role
just johnny depp
e t e r n a l j o h n n y
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.